Penname: BananaFlavoredEskimo [Contact]
Real Name: Ev
Member Since: 16/07/2007
Membership Status: Member
Bio:

I've been told that upon first meeting me i'm rather quiet and reserved. However, if you're lucky enough to break through those barriers of mine, you'll soon learn that i'm a wicked vixen with a creative mind and affinity for being sarcastic and blunt.

As far as writing goes, i find it as a release for stress and a crooked little playground to play out whatever fills my warped mind.

Now please don't get me wrong and think that all i write is smut and things of mature nature (i do by the way). There are times when even i feel the need for an unhealthy amount of cottony fluff (usually brought upon by a Disney movie or something of the like) and i write something so horribly fluffy even i have to hit myself upside the head and stare. The number of cheesy lines that come pouring fourth onto the page makes me want to dry heave.

UPDATE:

I was reading over my bio again and realized that i haven't updated it since Junior year of University.

Well, i've graduated. Yay!

At the moment, i'm in Korea working as an English teacher. I work at a Unviersity and I'm loving it! My students are amusing without even trying and I adore them. 

Still trying to learn Korean and i'm slowly progressing. My accent is horrible, but I'm a work in progress. lol.

Hmmm, I have a lot more time to write now that I'm not working at magazine anymore and I'm actually liking it! ^_^

Please check out my LIVEJOURNAL for updates:

http://bananaeskimo.livejournal.com

Email me:

bananaeskimo@gmail.com

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PS: I ADORE my Slytherins!

Yahoo IM: banana3ksim0
Gender: undisclosed
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Stories by BananaFlavoredEskimo
Summary:

His pale brow rose in question, his fingers pausing in their quest to undo more buttons. “You just want to choose my costume?”

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A short little fic I did for the upcoming holiday! Happy Halloween!


Categories: Hogwarts Years/Life After
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Humour, Romance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut)
Rated: R
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5398 Read Count: 2237

[Report This] Published: 19/10/2009 Updated: 20/10/2009
Summary:

Hermione Granger is finding that her seemingly normal Muggle family is anything but that.

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Categories: Hogwarts Years/Life After, Draco Malfoy
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Drama, Romance
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut), Unresolved Sexual Tension
Rated: R
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 30987 Read Count: 29500

[Report This] Published: 19/07/2007 Updated: 22/03/2010
Summary: Hermione gave him a rather pointed look. "Marcus, the last time you saw a wizard just buying me a drink you hexed him. Now I tell you that Draco kissed me and all you have to say is OK?"

Categories: Life after Hogwarts
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Marcus Flint
Genres: Humour, Romance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: None
Rated: R
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2276 Read Count: 2643

[Report This] Published: 09/04/2009 Updated: 10/04/2009
Summary: Either her Uncle was crazy, or he was a Squib. She hoped it was the later of the two... Crossover with Supernatural.
Categories: General, Crossover &Original Character, Crossover
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Drama, General, One shot
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Coarse Language, Crossover
Rated: PG13
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2972 Read Count: 882

[Report This] Published: 18/03/2010 Updated: 22/03/2010
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