Penname: Punkindoodle [Contact]

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Member Since: 01/01/2007

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I'm Dawn. I write. That is all...


 



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Stories by Punkindoodle
Extreme Makeover: Hermione Edition by Punkindoodle

Rated: R starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 271]
Summary:

Cliche Challenge fic! Hermione is tricked into being a participant in a Muggle reality show where they give her a makeover, and pit five men from her past against each other to win her heart. Who will she fall for, and will they choose her or the money?


Categories: Challenges
Characters: Blaise Zabini, Cormac McLaggen, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Oliver Wood, Ron Weasley
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut)
Challenges: The Great Cliche Challenge!!

Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 79756
Read Count: 27549
[Report This] Published: 21/02/2008 Updated: 03/10/2008


So Much Like Blood by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 7]
Summary:

The color was so deep, so thick, so much like blood. I wonder how something so innocent could have turned out to be so wicked...


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Extreme Coarse Language, Extreme Violence, Lemons(Extreme Smut), Major Character Deaths, Suicide, Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3301
Read Count: 1316
[Report This] Published: 11/07/2008 Updated: 11/07/2008


All I Want for Christmas is a Lap-Dance by Punkindoodle

Rated: R starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 33]
Summary:

 

Hermione and Draco are forced to work together on a Christmas pageant. Everyone can sense the sparks behind their endless bickering, but Fred and George are the only ones willing to do something about it.


Categories: Hermione/Draco, Challenges
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Extreme Coarse Language
Challenges: ***A Granger Enchanted Christmas Wish***

Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11542
Read Count: 7376
[Report This] Published: 23/12/2007 Updated: 31/12/2007


Silence by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 12]
Summary: Smut about Draco wanting to be silent during sex because he's afraid of what Hermione wants to say. Based on the song 'Enjoy the Silence' by Depeche Mode.
Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1183
Read Count: 2114
[Report This] Published: 29/11/2007 Updated: 29/11/2007


Murder at Malfoy Manor by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 150]
Summary:

An invitation to a dinner party at Malfoy Manor leads to murder. Follow the clues and see if you can solve the crime!! Nominated at the Dramione Awards

 


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut), Major Character Deaths, Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 36098
Read Count: 15374
[Report This] Published: 15/08/2007 Updated: 20/11/2007


Haunted by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarhalf-star
[Reviews - 15]
Summary: Hermione falls in love with a mysterious man- too bad he's dead. Written for the October challenge!
Categories: Challenges
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut)
Challenges: October Challenge!

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6427
Read Count: 1880
[Report This] Published: 08/10/2007 Updated: 08/10/2007


Have Your Cake and Eat it too. by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 16]
Summary:

 

Who knew making a cake could be so erotic? Take a listen into Draco's sexual fantasies as he bakes Hermione a birthday cake. Written for the 'Hermione's Birthday Challenge'


Categories: Hermione/Draco, Challenges
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut)
Challenges: 28th Birthday Challenge

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 999
Read Count: 3389
[Report This] Published: 29/08/2007 Updated: 29/08/2007


Liquor is Quicker by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 20]
Summary:

 

 

Draco was finding it increasingly difficult to concentrate. "Um... Spiced Rum... mmmm god," he moaned; she was driving him crazy! "Coconut Rum and peach Schnapps." He buried his face in her fragrant hair.

VERY SEXY ONE-SHOT!


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2921
Read Count: 4348
[Report This] Published: 17/08/2007 Updated: 17/08/2007


Dream by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarhalf-star
[Reviews - 16]
Summary:

Hermione realizes that her dreams are better than her reality. one-shot


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: DH Spoilers
Warnings: Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1207
Read Count: 2766
[Report This] Published: 01/08/2007 Updated: 01/08/2007


Time Will Tell by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 121]
Summary:

A secret message, a magical clock, time travel and a murder that must be prevented. Nominated at He Had it Coming, Dangerous Liaisons, Quill to Parchment and The Dramione Awards. Draco/Hermione

 

 


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: , Extreme Coarse Language, Extreme Violence, Lemons(Extreme Smut), Major Character Deaths, Minor Character Death, Suicide, Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 120669
Read Count: 27398
[Report This] Published: 13/01/2007 Updated: 20/07/2007


What If: The Beginning by Punkindoodle

Rated: M15 starstarstarstar
[Reviews - 11]
Summary:

See how Draco and Hermione first began to play the game of 'what if'.

one-shot prequel to What If


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1112
Read Count: 1222
[Report This] Published: 21/06/2007 Updated: 21/06/2007


What If? by Punkindoodle

Rated: PG13 starstarstarstarhalf-star
[Reviews - 18]
Summary: Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'.

one-shot WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY.NET FUNNY FIC CHALLENGE!


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1282
Read Count: 1598
[Report This] Published: 19/06/2007 Updated: 19/06/2007


Hope by Punkindoodle

Rated: PG13 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 9]
Summary:

Hermione lies in the sand, staring at the stars, thinking about her husband to be. Very sexy and sad one-shot. Requested by homiegdawggirl


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1776
Read Count: 1752
[Report This] Published: 09/05/2007 Updated: 09/05/2007


Battle of the Insults by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarhalf-star
[Reviews - 24]
Summary:

Welcome to the Battle of the Insults! Meet out undefeated champion, Draco Malfoy! Will no one be able to beat him? Oh wait... here comes Hermione! Will she be able to insult so badly that he cries for his mummy? We shall see...

one/shot


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Coarse Language, Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4241
Read Count: 6029
[Report This] Published: 01/05/2007 Updated: 01/05/2007


Coffee Tea Or Me? by Punkindoodle

Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 16]
Summary:
Draco, Hermione and caffeine.. will it lead to romance or just bloodshot eyes from lack of sleep? Cute one-shot full of scruptious coffee concoctions and delicious desserts!
Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2833
Read Count: 1867
[Report This] Published: 11/04/2007 Updated: 11/04/2007


King of the Pick Up Artists by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 25]
Summary: Draco and his friends make a bet. They must use cheesy pick up lines to get a girl to sleep with them. Will Hermione shoot Draco down... or give him a taste of his own medicine? Extremely funny! Use these pickup lines at your own risk! one-shot

 


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Lemons(Extreme Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2590
Read Count: 3870
[Report This] Published: 27/02/2007 Updated: 27/02/2007


Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle

Rated: G starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 15]
Summary:

Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings. Fluffy and sweet, like cotton candy!  one-shot written for Valentine's Day 2007


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1367
Read Count: 3866
[Report This] Published: 02/02/2007 Updated: 02/02/2007


What the Future Holds by Punkindoodle

Rated: M15 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 13]
Summary:
Draco wakes up with a bad case of amnesia. When he realizes that he's married to Hermione, will he stay or will he go?
Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2923
Read Count: 28580
[Report This] Published: 02/01/2007 Updated: 02/01/2007


Run for Your Life by Punkindoodle

Rated: R starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Draco and Hermione have a misunderstanding that leads to tragic consequences. Very sad one-shot. Contains character death.


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Extreme Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut), Suicide, Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2155
Read Count: 862
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2007 Updated: 01/01/2007


Observations by Punkindoodle

Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 9]
Summary: Some amusing observations are made during a party. Draco/Hermione one-shot

 

 


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2210
Read Count: 2433
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2007 Updated: 01/01/2007


Life's a Beach by Punkindoodle

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 14]
Summary:


Hermione and Draco meet up on a crowded beach during a heat wave. Hot sand, crashing waves and a half-naked Draco, what more could you want? one-shot

picuture by zoeyinlove4ever


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: None
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Extreme Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2108
Read Count: 3130
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2007 Updated: 01/01/2007