Penname: nottonyharrison [Contact]

Real name: Kim

Member Since: 14/06/2010

Membership status: Member

Bio:

Oh hai!  Time to update this shizzle.  Errr...


Right oh then, here's where you can go to see my crazy fangirl mind things... Mah  tumblr


And then there's MediAvengers, where I make fake news and gossip for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.


I'm a childless married twenty something who writes subtext filled, angsty stories that most people don't like very much.  Check your fluff expectations at the door, if there's any in my fics it's entirely by accident.  Either that or you're misinterpreting the intention of the scene.


Other than that, I do think I'm pretty okay, so please do give my fics a go.  Don't ask for sequels, there's little that will irritate me more than reviews that do little more than complain about any loose ends that haven't been tied up.  I usually leave you to make your own conclusions.


Despite my reasonably low profile, I've been knocking around the HP fandom since the late nineties.  All my stories from back then are LOOOONG deleted and forgotten (and my sn changed).  I also often get distracted by other fandoms, and write regularly in Dark Angel, Plum, and Marvel (Mostly MCU).


I'm a dedicated multishipper.  Chances are if you actually like my stuff to add me to your favourites (of which every one of you are treasured, you're a rare breed), the next story I upload won't be for the ship you followed me for, and I do apologise.  I'm incredibly fickle and flaky when it comes to what moves my furniture at any specific point in time.


 




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Stories by nottonyharrison
Young Legends by nottonyharrison

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 6]
Summary:

“I had this dream once.” She's quiet for a long time, and he waits. “There was a woman, and she had two faces... I don't know how it worked, it was weird but then that's dreams right?” She laughs, and shakes her head, looking down at her black-gloved hands. “Anyway, one face is light. Pale and smooth like a doll's. The other is grey. The same as the other, but with no colour to speak of, like most of the light has been sucked from the air around it. I don't normally remember my dreams, but that one just... stuck. So when I started doing what I do, I just decided to take that grey all the way to black.”


Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Genres: Adult Hermione, Mystery, One Shot, Romance, Smut with Substance
Spoilers: All book spoilers, EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Crossover, Lemons(Extreme Smut), Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 5922
Read Count: 834
[Report This] Published: 30/11/2013 Updated: 06/12/2013


Summary:

Something isn't right at the Ministry, and it's up to Specialist Detective Aurors Granger and Parkinson to figure out what it is. When an attempt at skiving off lands them right in the middle of their actual investigation, will they believe what they're seeing?


Categories: Hermione/Sirius, Fic Exchanges
Characters: Dean Thomas, Hermione Granger, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Pansy Parkinson, Sirius Black
Genres: Drama, Humour, Mystery, Romance
Spoilers: All book spoilers, EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Canon Charactor Death, Coarse Language

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 6315
Read Count: 1039
[Report This] Published: 26/07/2013 Updated: 26/07/2013


Glossary by nottonyharrison

Rated: PG13 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 6]
Summary:

An A-Z of Hermione Granger, featuring as many ships, genres, and characters as I can cram into 26 one shots, drabbles, and ficlets.


Categories: Hermione/Blaise
Characters: Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger
Genres: Adult Hermione, Angst, One Shot, Romance
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Coarse Language, Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 1171
Read Count: 404
[Report This] Published: 16/04/2013 Updated: 16/04/2013


Summary:

 

Three years ago he defected, offered his services as a double agent for the good guys, began risking everything to take down the crazed blood supremacists. Three years ago, he met her properly, not just in passing with a random insult. Three years ago, he met someone who made him believe there was more to life than just existing.

 


Categories: Hermione/Marcus
Characters: Hermione Granger, Marcus Flint
Genres: Adult Hermione, Angst, Drama, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance, Smut with Substance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut), Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2582
Read Count: 2333
[Report This] Published: 21/12/2012 Updated: 22/12/2012


Summary:

Officially, she's just a paper pusher, a bureaucrat with vague sounding title who has no business with Tony Stark. Unofficially, she's using her elemental magic to take down everything from volcanoes to terrorists, and he has a habit of turning up at the most inopportune times.

Harry Potter/Marvel crossover.  Hermione/Tony Stark


Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Action Adventure, Adult Hermione, Angst, Drama, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance, Smut with Substance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Crossover, Lemons(Extreme Smut), Unresolved Sexual Tension, Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:No
Word count: 11205
Read Count: 1667
[Report This] Published: 21/12/2012 Updated: 21/12/2012


Summary:

 

It had been two months, and she was still stuck. Which is to say, not necessarily stuck in the usual way. She was mobile... incredibly mobile in fact. But she wasn't quite in the right universe...

Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover.  Hermione/Ten

 


Categories: Crossovers
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Adult Hermione, Angst, Romance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Crossover, Limes(Mild Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2853
Read Count: 922
[Report This] Published: 21/12/2012 Updated: 21/12/2012


Stasis by nottonyharrison

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 18]
Summary:

Wrapped up in layers of magic and bound beneath the Rockefeller Centre Christmas Tree was certainly not the way she had planned on spending her Christmas Eve.  HP/Avengers crossover.  Hermione/Tony/Steve

 


Categories: Crossovers, Christmas Prompt Table Challenge 2012
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Adult Hermione, Angst, Drama, Humour, One Shot, Romance, Smut with Substance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Crossover, Lemons(Extreme Smut), Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 11925
Read Count: 3186
[Report This] Published: 16/12/2012 Updated: 16/12/2012


Summary:

 

I need... something.   I need blood and flesh and heritage and someone to look after me.  A soul.  A soul to inhabit the cold shell I have become.  I have been ignored for too long.  I must show them.  I must show them what I can do, how I have grown.  How I can fix everyone, make them good and pure.

 


Categories: Hermione/Sirius, HermioneFqF 2012
Characters: Hermione Granger, Sirius Black
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut)

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 8506
Read Count: 2388
[Report This] Published: 02/10/2012 Updated: 02/10/2012


Summary:

They were both sick of Wizarding London, but is their contractor and client relationship a mere coincidence, or something more nefarious?

 


Categories: Hermione/Oliver, HermioneFqF 2012
Characters: Hermione Granger, Oliver Wood
Genres: Drama, Romance
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut), Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 7473
Read Count: 2683
[Report This] Published: 30/09/2012 Updated: 30/09/2012


Summary:

Combining variables works in very specific situations but really, it's a recipe for disaster.  For Hermione, it's decision time, and cutting someone loose could cause even more chaos.  


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Adult Hermione, Adultery, Angst, Drama, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Adultery, Alternate Universe, Coarse Language

Series: Modal Realism in Practise
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2730
Read Count: 1291
[Report This] Published: 30/08/2012 Updated: 30/08/2012


Summary:

Hermione Granger:  Unspeakable.  Intellectual.  Adultress.  She's got herself in a real pickle, and the deeper she falls into the moral void, the more difficult it's going to be to salvage what's left of her relationships.  Scorpione smut with Dramione undertones.


Categories: Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Scorpius
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Adult Hermione, Adultery, Angst, Drama, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance, Smut with Substance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Adultery, Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut)

Series: Modal Realism in Practise
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1980
Read Count: 2923
[Report This] Published: 19/08/2012 Updated: 20/08/2012


Inheritance by nottonyharrison

Rated: PG13 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Politics, banking, and moral ambiguity don't mix.  Especially when you're from a parallel universe, and a mountain of galleons have just mysteriously appeared in your newly opened vault.


Categories: Hermione/Scorpius
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Adult Hermione, Adultery, Angst, Drama, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Adultery, Alternate Universe, Coarse Language

Series: Modal Realism in Practise
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1625
Read Count: 1350
[Report This] Published: 12/08/2012 Updated: 13/08/2012


Hubris by nottonyharrison

Rated: M15
[Reviews - 7]
Summary:

What inherent personality traits define a person? Are we products of nature or nurture, and would it be arrogant to assume either? In a reality where things are the same but different, how far will Scorpius go to get what he wants?


Categories: Hermione/Scorpius
Characters: Hermione Granger, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Adult Hermione, Adultery, Angst, Drama, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Adultery, Coarse Language, Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: Modal Realism in Practise
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2158
Read Count: 1201
[Report This] Published: 05/08/2012 Updated: 06/08/2012


Summary:

We regret to inform you that the Ministry of Magic elevator network is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by for assistance.


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Adult Hermione, Humour, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Coarse Language, Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: Modal Realism in Practise
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2781
Read Count: 1868
[Report This] Published: 29/07/2012 Updated: 29/07/2012


Summary:

Hermione Granger is a stickler for timing.  Appeased by symmetry and accomplishment.  So why when all these things line up, does it throw her entire world off its axis?


Categories: Hermione/Scorpius, Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Adult Hermione, Adultery, Angst, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Adultery, Alternate Universe, Coarse Language

Series: Modal Realism in Practise
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1547
Read Count: 1399
[Report This] Published: 22/07/2012 Updated: 22/07/2012


Summary:

Draco and Hermione have never been normal.  For them, normal is baseless insults, ridiculous arguments, and dealing with increasingly absurd work problems.  Mundane for them, is the complete opposite.


Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Marcus Flint
Genres: Adult Hermione, Humour, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Coarse Language

Series: Modal Realism in Practise
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1454
Read Count: 1290
[Report This] Published: 15/07/2012 Updated: 15/07/2012


Summary:

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Somebody always feels sorry for the black sheep. Although this year, empathy is about to meet design, and the results are going to be... interesting.

 


Categories: Challenges, Hermione/Sirius, Secret Santa Exchange
Characters: Hermione Granger, Sirius Black
Genres: Adult Hermione, Humour, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut), Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 4123
Read Count: 3457
[Report This] Published: 20/12/2011 Updated: 20/12/2011


Summary:

 

 

Hermione let out a shaky breath and slid her hands up his chest to rest on his shoulders. Looking him in the eye with false bravado, she spoke firmly, "My magic wants you, Sirius, not me."

 


Categories: Hermione/Sirius, Gifts for our dear friend Elou
Characters: Hermione Granger, Sirius Black
Genres: Adult Hermione, Angst, Drama, Humour, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: All book spoilers, EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Coarse Language, Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3157
Read Count: 2098
[Report This] Published: 16/09/2011 Updated: 17/09/2011


Summary:

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He's met the woman of his dreams..... shame all he has to show for it is a shoe.


Categories: Hermione/Sirius, A Harry Potter Fairytale
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley, Sirius Black
Genres: Adult Hermione, Angst, Humour, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: All book spoilers, EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 8007
Read Count: 5880
[Report This] Published: 10/05/2011 Updated: 10/05/2011


Summary:

Hermione is exceptional at her job.  Shame her personal life and Sirius Black keep interfering.  Part 14 in the 'Monsters in the Parasol' series.

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Categories: General
Characters: Hermione Granger, Sirius Black
Genres: Adult Hermione, Drama, Friendship, General, Humour, Mystery, Post Hogwarts
Spoilers: All book spoilers, EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Coarse Language, Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: Monsters in the Parasol
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3149
Read Count: 1351
[Report This] Published: 28/04/2011 Updated: 30/04/2011


Six Shooter by nottonyharrison

Rated: NC17 starstarstarstarstar
[Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Mysterious pygmy puff appearances, inappropriate secretaries, and irritatingly intuitive fathers.  Just another day in the life of Hermione and Draco.  Part 3 in the series.

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Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Adult Hermione, Adultery, Humour, Mystery, Post Hogwarts, Romance, Smut with Substance
Spoilers: All book spoilers, EWE (Epilogue what Epilogue)
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut)

Series: Monsters in the Parasol
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3755
Read Count: 2543
[Report This] Published: 07/04/2011 Updated: 07/04/2011


Summary:

She took a breath and ran her hands down the front of her skirt, the motion not only straightening out the creases, but also removing some of the sweat from her palms. Hermione drops by the hospital.  Part 15 in the series.

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Categories: Hermione/Sirius
Characters: Hermione Granger, Sirius Black
Genres: Adult Hermione, Adultery, Angst, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language

Series: Monsters in the Parasol
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 1793
Read Count: 1249
[Report This] Published: 14/03/2011 Updated: 14/03/2011


Summary:

 Pureblood genetics + muggle diseases = recipe for disaster. Part 10 in the series.

 

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Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Adult Hermione, Adultery, Humour
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Alternate Universe

Series: Monsters in the Parasol
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 916
Read Count: 2135
[Report This] Published: 14/03/2011 Updated: 14/03/2011


Summary:

"With all that cold blood in your veins I would have thought this was rather pleasant for you." Granger and Malfoy go to the subarctic, banter ensues.  Part 2 in the series.

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Categories: Hermione/Draco
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Action Adventure, Adult Hermione, Friendship, Humour, Post Hogwarts
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Violence

Series: Monsters in the Parasol
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2442
Read Count: 1387
[Report This] Published: 13/03/2011 Updated: 14/03/2011


Summary:

"Sorry, Malfoy. I've just had a karma transplant and I wasn't planning on sullying my shiny new mojo with murder." Sirius and Hermione have a bit of smutty fun in the Beemer  Part 7 in the series.

 

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Categories: Hermione/Sirius
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, OFC, Sirius Black
Genres: Action Adventure, Adult Hermione, Adultery, Humour, Post Hogwarts, Romance, Smut with Substance
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons(Extreme Smut), Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: Monsters in the Parasol
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 3015
Read Count: 2285
[Report This] Published: 13/03/2011 Updated: 13/03/2011


Summary:

"You're here, theres a bottle of tequila, and I'm bored. Humor me."  Part 12 in the series.

 

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Categories: Hermione/Sirius
Characters: Hermione Granger, Sirius Black
Genres: Adult Hermione, Adultery, Drama, Humour, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Extreme Coarse Language, Limes(Mild Smut), Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: Monsters in the Parasol
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2743
Read Count: 1556
[Report This] Published: 13/03/2011 Updated: 13/03/2011


Summary:

"I am no longer in any doubt as to whether or not it is actually you. No one else could possibly work up the guts to be that vulgar off the bat." Part 4 in the series.


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Categories: Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Sirius
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Sirius Black
Genres: Adult Hermione, Adultery, Humour, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Spoilers: All book spoilers
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Coarse Language, Unresolved Sexual Tension

Series: Monsters in the Parasol
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed:Yes
Word count: 2006
Read Count: 1559
[Report This] Published: 13/03/2011 Updated: 13/03/2011