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Member Since: 19/12/2006

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Hi guys! I started this archive when overwhelming demand required it. Lots of people had sent me emails asking if I knew of an archive that had Hermione as the centric character. Readers were sick of having to search through thousands of fics to find ones with just Hermione as the lead. And I had to agree, alot of the larger archives house fics with other characters as the main and it takes forever to find what you really want to read. So Granger Enchanted was born.

So a little about my self. I am a self confessed squealing/knicker changing fangirl. I love Hermione (fanon) and I think she is fantastic. I love almost all pairings with her as the lead except Ron Weasley. I adore ships where the male isn't the most normal. Like the lestranges, or Voldemort and I even love abit of Harry :D


Like alot of others I began writing because the fics I wanted to read just weren't there. I would read a fic that I thought was what I wanted then it would go completely arse up and I would end up disappointed. I love happy endings hehe but not too much sap. And I love a good long fic with a bit of smut in it.

I hate Twilight, with a passion, so don't expect me to talk to you about it lol.

Feel free to friend me on live journal :D or email me because I always love a chat!


Love MM xoxo

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Challenges by MistressMalfoy

The Admin have issued a song fic challenge. Dare to wander into the genres of songs! :D These fics can be any rating :)

MistressMalfoy- The Light Surrounding you by Evermore- I want Draco/Lucius or Voldemort, preferably a Dark Fic but I will be happy with anything!

DJStroake- Crime of the Century by Supertramp- Hermione as a sex researcher...falls in with the Death Eaters ;)

Curse Weaver-  Collide - Howie Day. Dramione.

Trins-  Possession By Sarah Mclachlan Bill/Hermione preferably on Bill's journey to being a wolfie

Categories: None Characters: None


Hermione is turning 28 on September 19th and I would love to celebrate by joining all our authors together for a birthday challenge!

The rules are simple, it's her birthday...

  • She must get a present she's always wanted (can be anything you decide)
  • Must be romantic (the fic)
  • Can be any pairing
  • M15 rating plus (no G or PG!)
  • Must be set after Deathly Hallows (pretending the epilogue doesn't exist or any deaths you didn't agree with)
  • Other must haves:- Flowers, chocolate and the words 'Happy Birthday Hermione'

Categories: None Characters: None

Granger Enchanted October Challenge!


  1. Hermione must be over 18 and the fic must be set after Deathly Hallows (ignoring or incorporating R/HR canon)
  2. Fics between R rating and NC17 Rating
  3. Although set after Deathly Hallows, feel free to ignore canon deaths :D (I know I will be)
  4. Props must include the following :- Gryffindor School Tie, School Skirt, grey pleated.
  5. The following lines must be used "Every school boys dream is to have a naked Gryffindor on top of them"  "I knew all that time spent in the library would be beneficial"(Hermione)
  6. Hermione is to be the seductress.
  7. Characters can be anyone in the HP universe but must not be femmeslash :D
  8. Entries for our October  Challenge should be in by  the 25th.
  9. Fics should be minimum of 1000 words :D

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It's MistressMalfoy's birthday and in honour of my special day I'm issuing a challenge to all my wonderful Authors to write a fic for me! For my birthday!

  • Only the characters listed below can be used
  • If using a death eater I would love to see "On your knees Mudblood"
  • If using a werewolf (Fenrir, Remus) I would love to see growling, biting, mating etc.
  • If using a Weasley, then Weasleycest is acceptable but only with Fred/George, Bill/Charlie with Hermione.
  • I don't want Hermione to be a pushover but a brave, proud and powerful witch we all know she is. Please try to stay as close to canon as you can in regards to her appearance. NO MARY SUES!
  • Bloodplay is accepted :D (Especially with the Lestranges) also the use of Crucio during the smut *giggles* with the Malfoy's/Lestranges/Dark Lord.
  • HAPPY ENDINGS only! Nothing with a sad ending although I love Angst and Drama with my smut plus abit of plot, so no pure smut one shots :D put abit of thought into it and have a little plot :D
  • If using Blaise please stick to canon dark skinned Blaise :D not Fanon!Blaise
  • I WOULD LOVE LOVE LOVE a fic with James Potter :D bring him back from the dead however you wish :D and I'd prefer an affair fic!
  • AFFAIR FICS! I LOVE THEM! any character with Hermione as the Mistress, love abit of revenge and Angry!Sex If you do an affair fic I would adore you forever, but it must have feeling and be believable.
  • If you want to write a Future!Hermione set after the Epilogue, pairing her with Scorpius, Teddy or James Potter Junior that would be cool too but they have to be over 18! :D
  • No use of 'Mione' please use her full name! because that drives me bonkers :D
  • Anyone who has died you can bring back to life :D eg:- Cedric! :D
  • Threesome fics more than welcome but like before a plot is welcomed! :D Preferred threesomes :- Sirius/Remus/Hermione, Harry/Draco/Hermione, Harry/Hermione/Sirius, Blaise/Draco/Hermione, James/Remus/Hermione, Sirius/James/Hermione
  • Please no parodies :D I'd prefer drama, angst, love, romance hehe

So that's about it!! If you are frightened lol or need some advice contact wickedswanz because she knows exactly what I like!!!



Love to you all,


Categories: None Characters: Abraxas Malfoy, Adrian Pucey, Antonin Dolohov, Arthur Weasley, Avery, Bill Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Cedric Diggory, Charlie Weasley, Dean Thomas, Draco Malfoy, Fenrir Greyback, Firenze, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Harry Potter, James Potter, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lord Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, Marcus Flint, Neville Longbottom, Oliver Wood, Rabastan Lestrange, Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Rodolphus Lestrange, Roger Davies, Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Teddy Lupin, Terence Higgs, Theodore Nott, Tom Riddle, Viktor Krum

Well it's almost that time of year again when we celebrate love! Here are the rules!

Be my Valentine Challenge! 


1. Sweetie Hearts (those little hard lolly heart with words written on them)

2. Love <--- this has to be requited but the pairing does not necessarily have to be in a relationship with their love (it can be unknown)

3. Canon pairings are not welcome :D (no Hermione/Ron, Remus/Tonks, Harry/Ginny etc.) Write outside your comfort zone, any side pairings must NOT be canon compliant.

4. Romance

5. Pick one of the following quotes (one must be used but you may utilise all of them)

  • "Love is a friendship set to music." E. Joseph Cossman
  • "I love you - those three words have my life in them." by Alexandrea to Nicholas III
  • “There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. ” ~ George Sand
  • “When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the
    world. ” ~ Garman Wold
  • “If I know what love is, it is because of you. ” ~ Herman Hesse
  • “Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. ” ~ Woody Allen

6. Happy endings a must! (you may fill your fic to your hearts desire with angst but it must end with happiness!)

7. Two participants only in the main pairing.

8. Must be set in the HP world, no Muggle world allowed! The entire fic/oneshot etc must be contained within the HP universe. (Use your imaginations, make up magical places but no jet setting to Muggle Paris for example) :D 

Length:- 1000 words + 

Category:- Every category except Ron/Hermione is welcome! (no canon!) 

Entries Close:- February 13th 2008 

Categories: None Characters: Abraxas Malfoy, Adrian Pucey, Albus Dumbledore, Albus Potter, Antonin Dolohov, Arthur Weasley, Avery, Bill Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Cedric Diggory, Charlie Weasley, Colin Creevey, Cormac McLaggen, Dean Thomas, Dennis Creevey, Draco Malfoy, Ernie McMillan, Fenrir Greyback, Firenze, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Harry Potter, James Potter Jr, James Potter, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lee Jordan, Lord Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, Marcus Flint, Michael Corner, Neville Longbottom, Oliver Wood, Percy Weasley, Peter Pettigrew, Quirenius Quirrell, Rabastan Lestrange, Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Rodolphus Lestrange, Roger Davies, Scorpius Malfoy, Seamus Finnigan, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Teddy Lupin, Terence Higgs, Terry Boot, Theodore Nott, Tom Riddle, Viktor Krum, Vincent Crabbe, Zacharias Smith

It's that time of year my darling authors and we are proud to announce a Granger Enchanted Christmas Wish!!!

Your our command! Did you hate that Sirius died? THEN HE LIVED! Did you want Voldemort to win? THEN HE DID! Do you think Hermione should be with Fred and George? WELL SHE IS! This is your wish, your canon and your Harry Potter (for legal purposes Harry Potter really doesn't belong to you but JK lol)

The following rules apply :D :D :D

1. Happy endings are a MUST!

2. Book canon? Well that's up to you, as said above you write the pairing you want, with the canon you want, but it must be plausible!

3. Ratings from G-NC17

4. Romance a must! everything else is a bonus

5. Must feature snow!

6. A fireplace

7. The following line "You are my christmas wish"

8. Post Deathly Hallows a must! (again save anyone you want!)

9. Word count from anything between 1000- no limit

10. Incorporate the following lyrics somehow into you fic.

Winter Wonderland

Words and Music by Felix Bernard and Dick Smith.

Sleigh bells ring
Are you listening
In the lane
Snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland

Gone away is the bluebird
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song
As we go along
Walking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man
But you can do the job
When you're in town

Later on
We'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
The plans that we've made
Walking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman
Until the alligators knock him down

When it snows
Ain't it thrilling
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play
The Eskimo way
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland

Take any part, any line :D

11. Finally...a kiss :D whether it be mistletoe or whatever you choose but a kiss would be lovely!


All entries to be in by December 31st! And have a Merry Christmas!

Categories: Hermione/Harry, Hermione/Severus, Hermione/Sirius, General & OC, Witches Characters: None

The Great Cliché challenge will run from February 15th to March 10th.

To claim a challenge you need to go to the forums and PM MistressMalfoy with the cliché you desire.

Only authors that have claimed a cliché are allowed to enter the challenges.

There are twenty places available, ten clichés with two places for each cliché.

1.  Makeover!Hermione

Hermione suddenly gets a makeover! Does she now have straight hair? Blue eyes? A sexy walk? Well it's entirely up to you! She must however get an extreme makeover (this is physical not personality) (ANY RATING)

2. Pureblood!Hermione

Hermione finds out she's a Pureblood witch from the most noble and ancient house of...? She must be related to a Pureblood from the HP series. eg:- Malfoy, Zabini, Black etc.   (ANY RATING)

3. I'm Head Girl!

Hermione finds out she is Head Girl of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry but she has to share quarters with...oh my god who? (Hermione must share a room with the Head Boy who can be anyone of your choosing, she must be the same age as her counterpart and there must be SMUT!) (ADULT RATING)

4. Baby!Hermione

Hermione has a drunken tryst which results in a baby. (The story can revolve around the pregnancy or in the future after the baby is born, entirely up to you!) (ANY RATING)

5. Affair!Hermione

Hermione has a torrid affair with... (anyone of your choosing however...she must be cheating on Ron, they can be going out, engaged, married, it's entirely up to you!) (ADULT RATING)

6.  Apprentice!Hermione

Hermione becomes an apprentice for none other than Severus Snape! (Must feature Dominant!Snape) (ANY RATING)

7. TimeTurner!Hermione

A time turner accident sends Hermione into the past...but which past? (MWPP, Tom Riddle, Founders, or ten minutes ago! She must have the time turner on her person and it must NOT be foul play. You choose how far or how little she returns back in time and there is a romantic pairing requirement) (ANY RATING)

8.  Evil!Hermione

My my...what a naughty little witch you are Miss Granger. (Hermione must be dark and betray her friends, for what? Well that's for you to decide however she must remain a Muggleborn and she must be decidedly evil. Story must include Hermione using dark magic) (MATURE + RATING)

9. Veela!Mate

Hermione is being pursued by a Veela and has no choice but to become his mate (No Dramione allowed! You must pick a different pairing. Our main girl has to be pursued and eventually caught by the Veela who will die if they do not mate) (ANY RATING)

10. Ho!Mione

Oh dear...Hermione is quite the loose witch and wants your wizard! (Ho!Mione usually features a very promiscuous Hermione with the wizards in her life. Threesomes/Foursomes/Moresomes it's all up to you for this is Ho!Mione. Story must be NC17 and heavily smuttified) (ADULT RATING)

All fics labelled 'adult rating' must be NC17, if you cannot write an NC17 pairing or  scenes do not claim this cliche,  stories labelled 'Any Rating' can be from G all the way up to NC17 (all up to you) and those marked 'MATURE +' must be rated M15 and above.

PM me for a cliché and if one proves popular and one not then we can talk about allowing more places for one particular cliché.

Stories must be in by March 10th, anyone not able to submit by this time should PM me at least two weeks before the deadline so another can claim the cliché.   

Submit the story as per usual to GE and then respond to a challenge!!

Stories can range from 1000 words to as high as you'd like with any pairing unless specified!

Love to you all!



Categories: None Characters: None

April 1st is Fred and George Weasley's Birthday so this months challenge will be just for them!!!

Requirements as follows:-

1. Fred is alive (How he is alive is entirely up to you)

2. Hermione has a past with Fred, George or Fred/George (this can be a close friendship or something romantic again entirely up to you)

3. DH Happened as did the Ron kiss and his flirting.

4. The relationship between Hermione Fred and/or George is a secret to protect everyone involved.

5. Ron should be still trying to go out with Hermione even though she's falling in love with Fred and/or George

6. Timeline :- AFTER DH and incorporating or forgetting any death you wish.

7. April Fools day is their birthday, mention it or not it's up to you. However this is a challenge intended on celebrating their birthday! :D


Please use one or more of the following lines:-

"Never prank a genius boys." (Hermione)

"Who would have thought she was packing that under her skirts." (Fred to George)

"That's not what Instant Darkness Powder was intended for ." (Fred or George)

"Admit it have a thing for red heads." (Fred or George)

"You...him..." Ron spluttered. "Good to see all that Auror training has increased his vocabulary." (Fred or George)

"The only fool here today is you." (Any character)

Pairngs:- Hermione/Fred, Hermione/George, Hermione/Fred/George

Ratings:- G- NC17

Deadline:- April First.

Word Count- 500 upwards.

Categories:- The Burrow or Weasleys' Wizarding Wantons.


Categories: Hermione/Fred/George Characters: None